Poetry - Balding Gracefully
Let me introduce Dennis
He’s my very best mate
He is a man exceptionally worried
That he’ll be
Poetry - Inappropriate Verb Day
I incepted inappropriate verb day
By deliberating and considering
If others might be disconcerted
By my unfocused wittering
I’m
Poetry - Rainbow poo
It’s red and yellow and green and blue
I’ve done a massive rainbow poo
The smell isn’t
Poetry - Importance as Evidenced Through Ignorance of Signage
Smoking or vaping Is not permitted
Anywhere except designated areas
Although
Legends
Don’t use
Designated
Areas
Do they
You
Blog post - Write, Test, Repeat
On Friday 3rd June I read aloud my poetry in public for the first time. How does a writer get
Poetry - Minimalism
I was inspired
By the way you
Embraced Minimalism
The drive you showed
To start
The blog
You undertook research
Poetry - Bats
Bats are awesome
They hide away in dark corners
You never see them unless they want you to
Bats are
Flash Fiction - New Year Sale
She squeezed a plastic Christmas tree, 70% off, into the trolley.
A bargain for next year, she explains.
I heave
Poetry - Political Ambition
I feel like being a politician
The argument’s well balanced and even
I could help people every day
No
Poetry - New Dogs
This summer
All my neighbours got new dogs
When they bark at dawn
Noise echos through open windows
No matter