Philip Hurst

She squeezed a plastic Christmas tree, 70% off, into the trolley. A bargain for next year, she explains. I heave

I feel like being a politician The argument’s well balanced and even I could help people every day No

This summer All my neighbours got new dogs When they bark at dawn Noise echos through open windows No matter

Peas please Not pineapples Pears Pizza Or Parsnips I want peas Not pork Plaice Pies Or Potatoes So only give

I'm a little bit scared of the postie Now I'm home working all day She knows